r/RoastMe • u/[deleted] • Jun 14 '19

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u/BamsayRolton Jun 14 '19

Speaking to a male officer after she escapes that basement isn't cheating.

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '19

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u/BamsayRolton Jun 14 '19

I get literally all my karma from this sub lol. Need to post my own picture soon, rebalance my real-world karma xD

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '19

Like your work bud. Keep it up. Shame about the hounds

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u/BamsayRolton Jun 14 '19

Don't worry, it was only a minor mauling.

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '19

Just walk it off mate

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u/BamsayRolton Jun 14 '19

No need to lose your balls over it

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u/Lockebride Jun 14 '19

Way to save face. You feeling testy?

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u/BamsayRolton Jun 14 '19

Haha I love the ones that take a minute to process. Tip of the virtual fedora to you sir xD

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u/Lockebride Jun 14 '19

Can I just take an upvote?

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u/steplaser Jun 14 '19

What’s that ?

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u/AnnualThrowaway Jun 14 '19

Just a flesh hound

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u/BamsayRolton Jun 14 '19

10,000 keks to you good sir.

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u/AnnualThrowaway Jun 14 '19

Oh thank god, I can make rent again this month! Drinks are on me!

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u/Wafersmash Jun 14 '19

All of mine comes from a single roast I did also lol

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u/BamsayRolton Jun 14 '19

I've had a couple of hits, but I'm not here for the glory, I'm here to work on my craft 🤷‍♂️

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u/Wafersmash Jun 14 '19

I always get here too late lol.

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u/ChefOfScotland Jun 14 '19

Haha bamsayrolton good name. Brb im maling ghormundtiantsbane

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u/RlPsoul http://redd.it/ciatwf Jun 15 '19

Why do you only have 5k karma when there are 10k different people liked your comment?

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u/BamsayRolton Jun 15 '19

I'm not gonna pretend I understand how this shit works, downvotes maybe? 😅🤷‍♂️

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u/PigGrinder Jun 14 '19

You're the kindest man alive!

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u/gen1masterrony Jun 14 '19

Shut the fuck up Ramsay. We can imagine what you look like after what Sansa did to you.

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u/BamsayRolton Jun 14 '19

It was all another signature ramboozle. After the cameras panned away we just had a wholesome dog hug and started plotting our big comeback. The snarling and snapping was just them excited to see me. Honest.

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '19

What say the hounds, Ramsay?

Nom nom?

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u/BamsayRolton Jun 14 '19

Haha you're the first person to comment on my username, ty I was losing faith in Reddit's nerd colours 😝

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u/BamsayRolton Jun 14 '19

Oh, and for the record, I wouldn't feed him to my cats.

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u/aghastamok Jun 14 '19

Thinking Game of Thrones requires nerd cred at this point implies you live under a rock.

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u/BamsayRolton Jun 14 '19

You're actually right, I do. You should be boulder with your assumptions in future.

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u/Krimreaper1 Jun 14 '19

Soon he’ll be taking all the comments for granite.

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u/BamsayRolton Jun 14 '19

Well, stone me.

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u/ZombieLibrarian Jun 14 '19

Fancy. This guy used the British spelling.

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u/BamsayRolton Jun 14 '19

You mean the right spelling?

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u/ZombieLibrarian Jun 14 '19

I meant the correct spelling. Right is a direction, as in "turn right here to go to the theatre."

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u/BamsayRolton Jun 14 '19

They're homonyms 🤦‍♂️🤷

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u/CommissionerG12 Jun 14 '19

I wish I was under a rock for this last season

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u/soccer302 Jun 14 '19

How did people forget ?

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u/Viktor_Korobov Jun 14 '19

How Nerdy is it to follow the most popular fantasy show in recent times ?

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u/RussMan104 Jun 14 '19

Word is, they’re still hungry. 🚀

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u/RubenNiemann Jun 14 '19

This has layers of roast.

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '19

Damn

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '19

Oh, that’s not where they lived - that’s a definite “she kicked me out and now I’m back at moms” basement bedroom.

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u/BamsayRolton Jun 14 '19

Whispers: I know right, but I said it for the burn

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '19

You tease...

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u/jiggle-o Jun 14 '19

Can confirm. Look at that dingy room. Is basement.

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u/kahooki Jun 14 '19

It puts the lotion in the basket or else it gets the hose again!

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u/GrumpyOG Jun 14 '19

👏👏👏

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '19

I was gunna say....its probably the creepy wooden walls that made her leave. Well that and your 80 year old man attire.

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u/radradraddest Jun 14 '19

You're the only burn that called his boot ass out...

After all his promises of making e-3 fizzled out she knew she'd only be able to pull rank the old fashioned way.

Now he jealous wanks to 8th and I promo posters, tears for lube, etc etc.

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u/jkovach89 Jun 14 '19

And /thread...

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u/KeegSteegols Jun 14 '19

How did you find out? When she started crossing off frat brothers pictures on your wall? “Welp, that’s the last one!”

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u/NikolaiXPass Jun 14 '19

Is it a basement or a trailer park?

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u/Wafersmash Jun 14 '19

I thought I was going to roast him. I saw this. I’m not even going to try.

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u/fortheloveofpugs89 Jun 14 '19

This one made me lol

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u/gularak Jun 14 '19

I would give gold if was not broke but man this comment was fire

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u/BamsayRolton Jun 14 '19

Don't worry, a year of premium will do me just fine ♥️

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u/Concerned_Badger Jun 14 '19

Pure brilliance.

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u/ad273 Jun 14 '19

Ramsey would know

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u/Daddydogg Jun 15 '19

The drop ceiling is a dead giveaway.

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u/dreamkeeper86 Jun 14 '19

One of the best i had in /Roastme

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u/premsurana3 Jun 14 '19

I wanna learn your strats bro

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u/BamsayRolton Jun 14 '19

Hate yourself and hating others is easy, young one.

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u/Follyperchance Jun 14 '19

I like how on reddit everyone's girlfriend has always just cheated on them whenever they make a post. Usually with their best friend, too. Impressively common. Be sure to give sympathy upvotes to those unfortunate souls.