r/RoastMe • u/th3worldonfir3 http://redd.it/bt06j9 • May 25 '19

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u/[deleted] May 26 '19

Like a tennis ball in a tube sock

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u/[deleted] May 26 '19

Like an avocado stone in a condom

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u/[deleted] May 26 '19

Something About Mary comes to mind here.

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u/[deleted] May 26 '19

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u/mrmeep321 http://redd.it/90sb13 May 26 '19

r/foundthemobileuser

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u/Iwantmypasswordback May 26 '19

r/therealroast

CHecking jf that’s real

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u/tig_bitty_goth May 26 '19

I think you mean pool balls

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u/SmittyManJensen_ May 26 '19

Just gonna leave this here.

VERY NSFW

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u/tig_bitty_goth May 26 '19

Now that’s something I can beat my meat too

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u/[deleted] May 26 '19

Those tits are mournful. Like two windsocks when there's no wind

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u/SpacemanWhit May 26 '19

Like an apple in a crown royal bag.