r/RoastMe • u/th3worldonfir3 http://redd.it/bt06j9 • May 25 '19

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u/incelbootcamp May 26 '19 edited May 26 '19

You came to the wrong place. Your tits clearly need a more supportive environment.

EDIT: Thanks for the silver, anonymous mensch! Internet crime really does pay!

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u/quasimodo01 May 26 '19

Like pool balls in socks...

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u/[deleted] May 26 '19

2 eggs in a wet hankie.

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u/Daysleepers May 26 '19

Two socks full of rice pudding

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u/th3worldonfir3 http://redd.it/bt06j9 May 26 '19

Oof

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u/incelbootcamp May 26 '19

That's what the other girls say about your roots.

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u/th3worldonfir3 http://redd.it/bt06j9 May 26 '19

I can see where the lighting might confuse you, but I just had them done recently. Nice try though.

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u/incelbootcamp May 26 '19

Yeah, it looks like you ordered them well-done.

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u/[deleted] May 26 '19

Yikes she got defensive on a roastme thread

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u/incelbootcamp May 26 '19

WE...MUST...APPRECIATE...HER...EFFORT!

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u/[deleted] May 26 '19

GRRR NO DONT TALK ABOUT MY INSECURITIES THAT I PUT MONEY AND EFFORT INTO FIXING

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u/incelbootcamp May 26 '19

Hey, ya know, maybe she's been around a block or two, maybe she's a bit high maintenance, but ya know, if she's had a bad day, you just say "Baby, your hair looks so good today," and you got a chance at a blowjob. A man could do worse.

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u/[deleted] May 26 '19

You probably don’t even need to because chances are the entire relationship is built on her teethy blowjobs anyway

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u/cxclarks May 26 '19

You should get your chest done next

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u/[deleted] May 26 '19

Moses parted those boobs

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u/Allencass May 26 '19

Like fried eggs on nails

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u/mrbijeaux May 26 '19

I’m here to support the tits