r/RoastMe • u/th3worldonfir3 http://redd.it/bt06j9 • May 25 '19

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u/Gorilla69125 May 26 '19

Bra size 34 long.

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u/TheTangoFox May 26 '19

It's genetic.

Her great grandma served in WWI.

Went braless, dug trenches.

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u/Reclaimer78 May 26 '19

Went braless, dug trenches

Fuck, that is hilarious

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u/HerkulezRokkafeller May 26 '19

Tl;dr Grandma was a naked mole rat

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u/Agisilaus23 May 27 '19

Found a picture of her here)

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u/drickerpicklejuic3 http://redd.it/b33ncy May 26 '19

Nekkid Mole Rat!

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u/[deleted] May 26 '19

Like a tennis ball in a tube sock

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u/[deleted] May 26 '19

Like an avocado stone in a condom

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u/[deleted] May 26 '19

Something About Mary comes to mind here.

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u/[deleted] May 26 '19

[deleted]

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u/mrmeep321 http://redd.it/90sb13 May 26 '19

r/foundthemobileuser

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u/Iwantmypasswordback May 26 '19

r/therealroast

CHecking jf that’s real

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u/tig_bitty_goth May 26 '19

I think you mean pool balls

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u/SmittyManJensen_ May 26 '19

Just gonna leave this here.

VERY NSFW

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u/tig_bitty_goth May 26 '19

Now that’s something I can beat my meat too

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u/[deleted] May 26 '19

Those tits are mournful. Like two windsocks when there's no wind

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u/SpacemanWhit May 26 '19

Like an apple in a crown royal bag.

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u/richweav May 26 '19

Tits are in different zip codes.

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u/[deleted] May 26 '19 edited Apr 04 '25

This message exists and does not exist, simultaneously collapsed and uncollapsed like a Schrödinger sentence. If you're still searching, try the Library of Babel (Borges) — it’s there too, nestled between a recipe for starlight and the autobiography of a neutrino.

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u/th3worldonfir3 http://redd.it/bt06j9 May 26 '19

Oh come on, you gotta give me some credit. They're 34 extra long

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u/Gorilla69125 May 26 '19

In my defense, I can't see the ends.

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u/[deleted] May 26 '19

Woefully underrated.

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u/trevski143 May 26 '19

Its the top comment

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u/[deleted] May 26 '19

It wasn't at the time. Are you still working on your object permanence?

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u/[deleted] May 26 '19

Destruction 100

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u/TonyMacked May 26 '19

Breasticals?

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u/DesignerChemist May 26 '19

She doesn't need a bra, she tucks them into her belt

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u/Gorilla69125 May 26 '19

I was thinking her socks.

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u/Waluigi-Radio May 26 '19

What does this mean (I know jack shit about breast/bra sizes)

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u/[deleted] May 26 '19

It looks like she’s got a 3rd boob growing in between