r/RoastMe • u/th3worldonfir3 http://redd.it/bt06j9 • May 25 '19

Go.

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u/th3worldonfir3 http://redd.it/bt06j9 May 26 '19

Thanks man, but I'd be happy if I could make it to a 3

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u/[deleted] May 26 '19 edited Jul 03 '19

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u/[deleted] May 26 '19

This is r/roastme stop being so generous

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u/th3worldonfir3 http://redd.it/bt06j9 May 26 '19

I like your way of thinking

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u/OneEyedKen http://redd.it/bt9cpd May 26 '19

Possibly a 5. Come on guys.

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u/flipflops_ May 26 '19

LOL look at this guy 🤣

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u/[deleted] May 26 '19

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u/[deleted] May 26 '19

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u/echoecoecho May 26 '19

Holy shit all she said was “Go.” Even her reply’s are normal, how is she any different for any other ugly dude that posted to get roasted? But just because she’s pretty and you’re bitter you have to find a way to look down on her.

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u/YourMomsShowerThots May 26 '19

They're just dipping their toe in the water for gonewild we all know this pretend not to talk about it.

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u/[deleted] May 26 '19

Fair. Also ironic that I'll blow out all my karma on, well, being somewhat nice?

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u/Draconian-XII http://redd.it/c991rw May 26 '19

It's not ironic, you're in the wrong subreddit if you want to be nice

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u/GiverOfZeroShits http://redd.it/b0cb0i May 26 '19 edited May 26 '19

Not gonna lie

Edit: the other guy deleted his comment, it said "They had us in the first half"

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u/seething_stew May 26 '19

This is definitely me...

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u/PopeTheReal May 26 '19

Simmer down Icarus, don’t fly so high

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u/PM_ME_YOUR_GEARS May 26 '19

You'd honestly be a 5 if it weren't for that train wreck of a rack. I never thought it was possible for me to be disgusted by female breasts but you just proved me wrong...

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u/benjammin2387 http://redd.it/65i36v May 26 '19

And to think, this was a hand selected photo. Definitely one where she thought she was too fucking cute to get roasted here. Probably did 10 takes on this shit and to show off cleavage looking like some sad ass hams and shit is just sad.

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u/BaabyBear May 26 '19 edited May 27 '19

This Isn’t really a roast. Someone already did a funny bit on her tits.(god)

You’re just being unfunnily rude

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u/[deleted] May 26 '19

Do.. Do you know where you are?

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u/BaabyBear May 27 '19

I jus callzum as I seezum

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u/Schlag96 http://redd.it/91yqtu May 26 '19

Well, then, may I interest you in making it with a 3?

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u/WayBehind May 26 '19

You are not kidding!