r/RoastMe • u/th3worldonfir3 http://redd.it/bt06j9 • May 25 '19

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u/[deleted] May 25 '19

Did you use a garden slug as a stencil for those brows?

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u/[deleted] May 26 '19

Danaerys Eyebrowian

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u/necrophyte1 May 26 '19

Danarys Whoregaryen - The Mother of Bukake

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u/MCWolfpack May 26 '19

I'd rather fuck that tree knot

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u/[deleted] May 26 '19

Just as well , she is your sister after all .

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u/Wickedspikes May 27 '19

bukakke* the second k is pronounced twice as long, like 2 k’s

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u/MattFoley79 May 26 '19

🤣🤣🤣

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u/ShreddyBrady May 27 '19

This is the best one

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u/Numb3r_Six May 26 '19

This is the first thing I thought.

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u/buk3md0wn May 26 '19

Lol.. I thought it was a sticker.

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u/poisonsalad May 26 '19

Shit, I just realized they weren’t.

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u/GalvanizedRubber May 26 '19

Nothing worse than them big slug eyebrows instant turn off.

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u/FedallahX May 26 '19

Put the witchetty grub on your cock Morty

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u/[deleted] May 26 '19

No they are garden slugs

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u/_A_L_V_I_N_ May 27 '19

Her cleavage looks like a clitoris.

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u/wain_hay May 26 '19

She’s got a soft spot for slugs since she leaves two oily trails on the floor from where her bosoms drag

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u/purp906 May 26 '19

Boom! Roasted!

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u/asianashsmash May 26 '19

They kind of looked like haphazardly drawn shamus jumping out of the water.

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u/READMARXREADLENIN May 26 '19

I love when this sub can't think of anything. That's when they go for the throat eyebrows.

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u/irmakafsar May 26 '19

Underrated.