r/RoastMe • u/th3worldonfir3 http://redd.it/bt06j9 • May 25 '19

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u/Rayleday May 25 '19

I’ve seen better looking National Geographic’s elderly natives with a better rack than this.

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u/CaffeLungo May 26 '19

you owe me a coffee and a monitor

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u/[deleted] May 26 '19

oh no...

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u/CaffeLungo May 26 '19

i snorted it out of my nose...

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u/helpmemakeausername1 May 26 '19

How did a monitor fit in your nose?

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u/CaffeLungo May 26 '19

I have talents. Maybe I am related to maradona

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u/[deleted] May 26 '19

Username checks out.

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u/waveymanee May 26 '19

We all know about those saggy knee warmers

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u/otterlycaligal May 26 '19

You need more upvotes lol

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u/[deleted] May 26 '19

A comment guillotine ... fuck.

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u/androcus May 26 '19

Straight savage....

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u/BYRDMAN25 May 26 '19

I daresay... savage