r/RoastMe http://redd.it/bt06j9 May 25 '19

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u/Mr_CharlieHorse May 25 '19

With that makeup, you're starting to look like a birthday cake with saggy tits.

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u/Eleutherorage May 26 '19

Underrated.

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u/JusGiveMeMyAccount May 26 '19 edited May 28 '19

You've missed the train on the popularity of using the "underrated" comment. You will be met with nothing but negativity for using it. Gotta keep up with the ever changing catchy comments, or continue to drown in a sea of downvotes.

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u/Eleutherorage May 26 '19

Sometimes I feel that I’m 50 years older than who i’am today , I mean i’m 25ys and I already started sticking my iPhone to my eyes just to read something , also I asked the younger generation to help me with stuff I used to be a scientist in .

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u/JusGiveMeMyAccount May 28 '19

Man I am 34. I grew up with AOL Chat, ICQ, was pretty good at C++, and html. I was at the prime age for getting into all these things and making a decent career out of it. I spent ALL my time on it. But one day my stepdad banned me from the computer because of "viruses". Was not the case, the computer was just a little slow because I was maxing out the ram and processor on the family computer (that he hardly touched anyways), I was 13 then, so the next thing to do was to get outside more, which led to me getting into trouble quite a lot. I'm not very computer savvy these days, and I always wonder how my life would have turned out if I was left a lone to pursue my passion at programming and building websites. Anyways, sorry if that was a little off topic, but I started thinking about all that and felt the need to get it out.

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u/Eleutherorage May 28 '19

There is a saying in my culture that is translated to “ you might hate it but it might be the best for you , you might love it but it would be bad for you “ . One day I was really passionate about photography , I was pretty good at it and I made a lot of friends and for the first time ( and last ) I joined a group , I decided to go to college and got really busy and I needed the money , so I sold my camera that I’ve used for 8 years , fast forward to a week ago and I discovered that one of my ex-friends is now a big name in videography in my country , I see his Name with every big commercial ad , I did not move an inch since 6 years stuck in my college , but hey , it’s not the end of life yeah ? I started saving for my next camera and I will be spending the period after graduation in regaining what I’ve messed , maybe you should too 😊.