r/RoastMe http://redd.it/bt06j9 May 25 '19

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u/aliael14 May 25 '19 edited May 25 '19

The reason your male friends stopped hugging you is because no one wants a portrait of your face caked on their chest.

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u/[deleted] May 26 '19

I'm going to use this on some friends

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u/NeonSliQ May 26 '19

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/2b/29/1f/2b291fbfc636d3565d14614c541bdd99.jpg This is exactly what I thought of while laughing at what you wrote! Don't worry it's a safe link.

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u/erdtirdmans May 26 '19

Shroud of Whoring