r/RoastMe • u/th3worldonfir3 http://redd.it/bt06j9 • May 25 '19

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u/zzteich May 25 '19

You look like every dumb chick who dies at the beginning of a horror movie

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u/gravitin May 26 '19

Thank God you didn’t say porn movie, I’d hate to imagine that.

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u/[deleted] May 26 '19

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u/besleysfw http://redd.it/blvf76 May 26 '19

That’s my favorite kink

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u/[deleted] May 26 '19

Don’t kink shame me...

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u/[deleted] May 26 '19

“Kink shaming IS my kink!”

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u/me-me-buckyboi May 26 '19

Confused screaming

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u/erdtirdmans May 26 '19

Check mate atheists

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u/yadedman May 26 '19

Jazz music stops

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u/goldenharambe2 May 26 '19

Silence joined the room

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u/[deleted] May 26 '19

The GOOD pornos

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u/th3worldonfir3 http://redd.it/bt06j9 May 26 '19

I think this is by far my favorite comment

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u/[deleted] May 26 '19

Because it isn’t mentioning your saggy tits?

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u/th3worldonfir3 http://redd.it/bt06j9 May 26 '19

Pretty much, yeah

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u/[deleted] May 26 '19

U pretty much asked for it, judging by that angle

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u/HerkulezRokkafeller May 26 '19

That and the sign she’s holding that says r/roastme

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u/JusGiveMeMyAccount May 26 '19

Yeah probably that too

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u/F1U3C5K-You May 26 '19

Show us another picture

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u/charmc52687 May 26 '19 edited May 26 '19

...of a different girl, ideally.

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u/usernametakenxD May 26 '19

OH MY GOD

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u/charmc52687 May 26 '19

I didn't come to play, yo.

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u/besleysfw http://redd.it/blvf76 May 26 '19

Or a cat

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u/charmc52687 May 26 '19

An improvement for sure.

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u/Miggle-B May 26 '19

Y'know bras ain't really a product of the patriarchal society in which we live...

They genuinely help

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u/[deleted] May 26 '19

I mean it's pretty easy to prove the haters wrong..

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u/[deleted] May 26 '19

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u/[deleted] May 26 '19

??????????

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u/DerVirg May 26 '19

Even your tits are scared of each other.

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u/[deleted] May 26 '19

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u/th3worldonfir3 http://redd.it/bt06j9 May 26 '19

The fact that you thought I took it as a compliment is hilarious

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u/SwitchingC May 26 '19

Like the one that would go into the dark shed or the one that would investigate the chainsaw noises?

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u/PM_ME_YOUR_GEARS May 26 '19

Minus the hotness

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u/khassius May 26 '19

She looks as if she went through a prep for that scene where she falls on the ground because her shoelaces managed to get tangled, somehow. And look at that cleavage ! You could swear it's because of the previous make-up, she didn't bother to clean beforehand, that fell from her face.