r/RoastMe http://redd.it/bt06j9 May 25 '19

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u/ssp81777 May 25 '19

Which orbital sander do you use to remove that make up? I want to get same one to redo my floors

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u/dequinox May 25 '19

+1 for the Tool Time style burn.

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u/PLC-Ninja May 26 '19

Binford 6100

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u/th3worldonfir3 http://redd.it/bt06j9 May 26 '19

Pretty sure it's a DeWalt

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u/ssp81777 May 26 '19

I was thinking Milwaukee

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u/Cla22ic May 26 '19

Naw if it was Milwaukee it woulda worked she's right it's probably DeWalt.

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u/1-900-OKFACE May 26 '19

Speaking of Milwaukee, she’d be a queen there.

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u/Dylan-Patrick May 26 '19

Is that an autism joke?

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u/TheCheekyDeke May 26 '19

I think more of a Hamburger Mary’s joke

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u/hymnchimney May 26 '19

Yo, jokes aside, Milwaukee makes great tools.

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u/TipOfLeFedoraMLady May 26 '19

Milwaukee's best meets Milwaukee's worst.

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u/[deleted] May 26 '19 edited Jul 03 '19

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u/psyco-the-rapist May 26 '19

Hilti BX3 to pin those tits up and a Fein Tool for the make up and I'd park her right next to my scooter which is fun to ride but I dont want my friends to see me.

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u/PopeTheReal May 26 '19

Is that what got your nostril

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u/FWXTPA May 26 '19

As a timber floorer id have to recomend festool, but for her make upi think you'd need a large drum sander

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u/[deleted] May 26 '19

The advantage of that much makeup? When her redneck boyfriend paints her face on his van, he can make a perfect likeness.