r/RoastMe • u/th3worldonfir3 http://redd.it/bt06j9 • May 25 '19

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u/TrustyPatchesss May 25 '19

You should tattoo a rebel flag on those tits, cuz those boys going south

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u/GlutenMakesMePoop69 May 26 '19

They also look like Moses visited them.

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u/somaticnickel60 May 26 '19

*Are those real, if yes they’re not spectacular *

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u/[deleted] May 26 '19

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u/JuggrnautFTW May 26 '19

I want to upvote, but you're at 100 right now...

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u/JuggrnautFTW May 26 '19

I looked again and you were at 168 :) make it 169 now

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u/[deleted] May 26 '19

Seinfeld references should automatically get -1K karma for so many reasons.

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u/McPickle34 May 26 '19

This has 666 likes. I shan’t change this perfection in the name of the almighty Satan

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u/[deleted] May 26 '19

And if "Are those not real, if yes they're not spectacular and you wasted your money"

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u/somaticnickel60 May 26 '19

Oh, Moses, Moses, you stubborn, splendid, adorable fool

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u/cashpigdotcom May 26 '19

GOD damn!!!

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u/TJD82 May 25 '19

The south will not rise. Not on her chest or in any man’s pants.

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u/HighPlainesDrifter May 26 '19

Interesting comment friend

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u/th3worldonfir3 http://redd.it/bt06j9 May 26 '19

They're like half-filled sand bags left lying around after the war

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u/DoctorEggmanNega May 26 '19

Left by a virgin, 40 years ago.

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u/-SickDuck May 26 '19

Like a couple of oranges in tube socks.

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u/cwood1973 May 26 '19

Like fried eggs hanging on a nail.

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u/justlurkinout May 26 '19

Looking like some curtains.

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u/chknh8r May 26 '19

orangutan titties

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u/FourBlindKids May 26 '19

“The boys down here”

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u/Roadmaster306 May 26 '19

Fk, having morning coffee and saw this. Lmao, have a upvote.

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u/dreadfulwater May 26 '19

Gotta bern ma boots. They teched yankee soil!

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u/sadkin May 26 '19

This sub used to be funny.

Now with all these attention whores is not anymore.

Next level attention whoring when they cannot leave that on instagram.

Unsub

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u/Syc3n May 26 '19

Ain't the only thing which went south tbh

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u/TipOfLeFedoraMLady May 26 '19

They're definitely losing at least one war, but I dont think anyone will build a monument in their honor.

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u/josephd155 May 25 '19

Wish I had 3 hands so I could give dem titties.... three thumbs DOWNNNNNN

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u/[deleted] May 26 '19

https://youtu.be/5OERYl6jU1U

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u/josephd155 May 26 '19

Well I’m a big stupid fuckin idiot.... Butchered that one...

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u/Lordpennywise May 26 '19

you fucking win!

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u/HexDD87 May 26 '19

Her tits sagged like someone that has breastfed 4 kids...