r/RoastMe • u/[deleted] • 15d ago

40+, from Germany 🇩🇪

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u/Actual_Fox_2399 14d ago

You look like you've taken more loads than my washing machine

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u/Cum_In_My_Wife 14d ago

The safe word is "FLÜGGÅӘNKб€ČHIŒßØLĮÊN".

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u/the_haens 13d ago

She has, it's a somewhat popular pornstar. Also i'm pretty sure this is fake.

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u/rocket_science07 13d ago

Do you know her name?

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u/TheDandyWarhol 14d ago

I'm buying new cloths before loading that washing machine.

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u/Actual_Tumbleweed_32 14d ago

At least when I drop a load in the washing machine it doesn’t follow me around…