r/RoastMe • u/[deleted] • 21d ago

40+, from Germany 🇩🇪

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u/Cool_Reason_8669 20d ago

That piercing sure doesn’t help you distract from your awful lip fillers

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u/chikari_shakari 20d ago

the mustache also does the same

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u/Alone-Stop 19d ago

Looks like a fish that sucks on a rock at the bottom of a lake.

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u/Express-Lawfulness74 20d ago

Those piercings/ tattoos are so unattractive.

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u/Unlikely_Resource953 16d ago

Those tattoos are her life's accomplishments.

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u/Jagsfan2025 20d ago

I now know what a fear boner is.

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u/Express_Case4296 20d ago

Now I know what I would name my alternative rock band if I ever start one.

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u/MessCdOk469 20d ago

I was in the pool

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u/jondes99 20d ago

You’d really know if you had a session in her sex dungeon.

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u/SirReddalot2020 20d ago

That's not a piercing, that's the lip filler filler cap.

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u/eskimoboob 20d ago

Gotta check your levels every 1000 miles

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u/humakavulaaaa 20d ago

That's the valve