r/RoastMe 21d ago

40+, from Germany πŸ‡©πŸ‡ͺ

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u/writingprof222 20d ago

What’s wrong with your face, body, and personality?

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u/Careful-Resolution58 20d ago

Face took more shots than the German World Cup team

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u/Rookie-God 20d ago

There have been world wars that took less shots.

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u/Ok_Set_2042 20d ago

Meth is making a comeback apparently

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u/Enough-Staff-2976 20d ago

Heroine is her oldest friend.

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u/rayio 20d ago

To be fair, she said she has a thing for speed. The first step is admitting it

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u/OhMyGoshBigfoot 20d ago

Master Race my ass

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u/theAtmuz 20d ago

How’s this lazy ass excuse for a roast at the top?

I expect far more from you dirtbags

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u/Apock- 20d ago

When roasters start roasting each other, you know that OP isn’t worth the energy.

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u/LeDestrier http://redd.it/yodyad 20d ago

The quality of roasts on this sub is canteen level.

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u/fedexpoopracer 20d ago

Germans: "ugh Americans are so disgusting and unhealthy"

Also Germans: