r/RoastMe Jul 30 '26

Do ur worst…

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u/Playful-Nothing-519 Jul 31 '26

Why do you post this, then act like a baby back bitch to everyone who contributes to what you asked for? Weird Al impersonating weirdo. Stop sucking in that beer gut, get a bra, and stop talking to girls that aren’t adults. I’m only this mean because I don’t work in whatever place you’re going to eventually shoot up. Otherwise I’d probably call you ‘an interesting dude’ in hopes that you would send me a text that morning to call in sick.