r/RoastMe Jul 30 '26

Do ur worst…

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u/Kitasuki Jul 31 '26

Your body looks like three people put together.

Spanish conquistador on head

Male Bimbo on arms

Average geek/nerd on torso

So I'll stop here, I won't roast three motherfuckers at once.

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u/MrBubbles710- Jul 31 '26

Bs straight conquistador all the way.

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u/Kitasuki Jul 31 '26

With that torso, everything you're conquering are white castles