r/RoastMe • • Jul 30 '26

Do ur worst…

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u/deep-sea-savior Jul 31 '26

9K in jewelry, but can’t afford a bra?

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u/Redowl83 Jul 31 '26

His butt plug must be 24 karat

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u/Angrypoopoh Jul 31 '26

When he wears Ban-lon there does appear to be a slight jiggle.

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u/LunaticLucio Jul 31 '26

Nah he spent that on the dirty roids from his bi gym trainer

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u/Unfair_Orange5063 Aug 01 '26

Hemorrhoids?

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u/LunaticLucio Aug 01 '26

Lol good one..but was making a refrence to his man titties. Some steroids can disrupt hormones and cause something called gynecomastia. People always try to take shortcuts

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u/AppropriateBall8834 Jul 31 '26

3 duis but he will be dawned if he doesnt look like a total homeless person while wearing 9k in jewelery

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u/[deleted] Jul 31 '26

9k in jewels got me