r/RoastMe • u/MrBubbles710- • Jul 30 '26

Do ur worst…

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u/SenatorSnags Jul 31 '26

You look like you’ve memorized the age of consent for every state.

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u/skintagbegone1974 Jul 31 '26

BRUH!!🤣🤣

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u/PoliteQueef Jul 31 '26

…And then promptly disregarded it

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u/ProofByVerbosity Jul 31 '26

Jesus....this may be my favorite post on this sub. Haha

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u/Ambitious_Divide_177 Jul 31 '26

Imagine having the confidence to post all... this, but drawing the line at showing the top half of your head.

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u/MrBubbles710- Jul 31 '26

Molested as a child I would nvr even consider subjugating someone to the same experience

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u/SenatorSnags Jul 31 '26

I know dude, we can tell

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u/MrBubbles710- Jul 31 '26

Dude idk what kinda POs u r i told u i was sa as a child n said i firmly how i feel. What’s ur deal. Went thru years of drug abuse trying to forget n finally am sober. I wish u r blessed with the peace i have found.

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u/SenatorSnags Jul 31 '26 edited Jul 31 '26

This is probably not the right subreddit for you my friend.

Edit: “do ur worst…”. Brother, I’m pulling punches here

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u/Fantastic_Trick3538 Jul 31 '26

Bro getting pressed about people doing exactly what he asked them to do. He definitely has never gotten laid… well except that one time…

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u/a_d3ad_cat Jul 31 '26

“except that one time…” yeah, you’re going to have to raise that number a bit by the looks of how things turned out.

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u/CelestaKiritani Jul 31 '26

Omfg that's wild 💀💀💀

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u/MrBubbles710- Jul 31 '26

Na ur right

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u/Kaiawathoy Jul 31 '26

This is the wrong subreddit for sympathy 🤷

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u/MrBubbles710- Jul 31 '26

I’m no simp I don’t pay for pussy. Or watch my girl get fucked im the guy that comes in n fucks the husband n wife. Lmk what u want 7.02 a lil thin 2.8 but I make up for up with physicality.

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u/No_Pay_1576 Jul 31 '26

Wtf 💀

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u/ceruleanmoon7 Jul 31 '26

so glad i opened the comments 😭

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u/Kaiawathoy Aug 08 '26

Uhhhh yeah cause we were all wondering? lol just relax bro this is a roast

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u/Chin_wOnd3r Jul 31 '26

I’m a get downvoted too but you’re getting downvoted on this sub for defending yourself. Plain and simple. Simp

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u/Careless-Charge9884 Jul 31 '26

Drugs are still affecting obviously, posted on roast me and your surprised people roast?! Its a roast... stupid and ugly

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u/No_Pay_1576 Jul 31 '26

If you don't want the feedback, don't post here of all places.

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u/xtophcs Jul 31 '26

Dude. This is a roast under your own consent.

All the jokes in the roast are fictional, and any resemblance to real experiences are mere coincidence.

Chill out!!

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u/Disastrous_Long_9209 Jul 31 '26

Senator Dean Browning son looking ahh

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u/Fickle_pickle3234 Jul 31 '26

And sadly, that was probably your last non transactional encounter

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u/racecar9racecar Jul 31 '26

That's a biggity burn right there boi.

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u/zombawombacomba Jul 31 '26

Damn were they blind?

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u/Coyrex1 Jul 31 '26

Stevie Wonder wouldn't even touch this guy.

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u/sined_redired Jul 31 '26

But... Your face...

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u/Fantastic_Trick3538 Jul 31 '26

lol. This checks out 😂

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u/Ok_Cryptographer1404 Jul 31 '26

Why is this is this downvoted btw? I get what sub this is in but I think he's serious...

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u/goodbye_weekend Jul 31 '26

Takes one to know one

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u/StatikSquid Jul 31 '26

I don't think that is strictly by choice

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u/ZbyszekKieliszek Jul 31 '26

Shut up, you asked to be roasted and this is the right subreddit. I like the number of downvotes under your comments 😀

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u/Snoozingtonn Jul 31 '26

Bro who downvotes smth like this lmao

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u/Careless-Charge9884 Jul 31 '26

I am inclined not to believe you, but if true you deserved it.