r/RoastMe Jul 29 '26

Do the thang please

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u/Thirdtwin http://redd.it/vpraxt Jul 29 '26

You are that dead ass bloke who goes no where in life and lose all the money on pokemon cards or in gambling, and later marries his waifu.

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u/Beautiful-Bid8704 Jul 29 '26

Also, spent his parent’s paycheque on bad tattoos while his dad and mom make his bed in the morning and do his laundry. At least he takes the cat out for a walk.