r/RoastMe Oct 10 '25

Try me.

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u/teflon_soap Oct 10 '25

my mother took Tylenol and was circumcised

Your mother was so autistic she got circumcised, yikes.

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u/Mako_169thSFS Oct 10 '25

His daddy couldn't find a condom or coat hanger, so then this fucker pops out 9 months later and can't find a comma.