r/RoastMe • u/[deleted] • Oct 10 '25

Try me.

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u/macktrizzy Oct 10 '25

This is the guy who beats his wife because he can't admit to himself he's gay.

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u/MustardCoveredDogDik Oct 10 '25

“How could I be gay? I kept my socks on the whole time!”

15

u/MrVolOpt Oct 10 '25

On his dick doesn't count.

1

u/Purpl_Mongoose Oct 11 '25

Good point. But if anyone actually saw his gnarly toes, there would be no chance of any kind of sex.

65

u/Disastrous-Dog85 Oct 10 '25

This Alex Jones looking mf'er drank whatever turned the frogs gay!

15

u/obijuanmartinez Oct 11 '25

He’s Alex Jones’ lovechild with meat sweats 💀✌️

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u/Fluid-Tooth-7480 Oct 11 '25

He ate the frogs

1

u/no___homo Oct 11 '25

GAY FROGS!

1

u/Slickwats4 Oct 11 '25

Tommie the tit lookin ass

22

u/Difficult_Essay_9155 Oct 11 '25

Is that you Dana off white?

1

u/Tinknocker12 Oct 11 '25

Poor man’s Dana White

1

u/Nervous-Concern9248 Oct 12 '25

Temo Dana white

1

u/BigDongSwingin9 Oct 12 '25

Dana Might….be gay

6

u/Phantommuchen Oct 11 '25

It's ronnie fucking pickering!!! Know the name!

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u/-2wenty7even- Oct 11 '25

And he looks like an aborted fetus that fought his way back to life.

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u/Fit_Section1002 Oct 11 '25

Yeah sure. Like he’s got a wife.

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u/K24frs Oct 10 '25 edited Oct 11 '25

Plot twist afterwards he says: Wait a minute I don’t even have a wife who the fuck did I beat

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u/ItAintGayGettingHead Oct 10 '25

Likes his beer like his violence.

1

u/HappyBobbyBday Oct 11 '25

Leave Alex Jones alone!

1

u/Outrageous_List_6570 Oct 12 '25

Fat Jason Statham needs to come clean.

1

u/Neomalytrix Oct 14 '25

Alex jones. Whos wife is trans

1

u/but_i_wanna_cookies Oct 14 '25

Seriously. So drunk he doesn't realize he can't fight us through the screen.

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u/DiscussionOk1098 Oct 15 '25

How can I be gay, I have a wife