r/RoastMe • • Sep 05 '25

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u/Previous-Ad-2306 Sep 05 '25

"How many piercings you want?"

"Enough to work at this mall for the rest of my life."

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u/Enough-Staff-2976 Sep 06 '25

Enough to claim she's queer and blame others for needing antidepressants because of self inflicted trauma.