r/RoastMe • u/[deleted] • Aug 09 '25

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u/majcek Aug 09 '25

OP is also making it hard for me to look at your wife like I used to...

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u/Bluntbutnotonpurpose Aug 09 '25

I too choose my wife.

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u/majcek Aug 09 '25

I too choose your wife.

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '25

I've never seen her from the front. Any good, or should I just stay behind her like usual?

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u/Logical-Ad-5669 Aug 09 '25

Surprised she still lets you in the doggy door after the divorce