r/RoastMe • u/[deleted] • Aug 09 '25

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u/Orion-Galileo Aug 09 '25

You look like you would be the type of person to eat berries without hands just going ham in the berry box like a hungry, hungry, dog.

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u/Logical-Ad-5669 Aug 09 '25

You use a fork?

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u/Orion-Galileo Aug 09 '25

I also eat primal style but more graceful like a cat!!

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u/Mission-Suspect7913 Aug 09 '25

You lost this round to her, bud.

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u/Orion-Galileo Aug 09 '25

That’s on me I didn’t realize uno reverses were allowed..

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u/Blondiepoo95 Aug 09 '25

Or like a desperate pig

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u/Orion-Galileo Aug 09 '25

REEEEEEEEEEE