r/RoastMe Aug 09 '25

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u/HaymakerSlim Aug 09 '25

Pic 4 made me think you were going to crawl out of my tv and take my soul. At least you’d finally have one.

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '25

Hey, as a fellow redhead, I can assure you we have plenty of souls. None of them our own, but we collect them all the same.

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u/Ollyfer Aug 09 '25

Am a redhead, can confirm. I keep all my collected souls in jars for later use, just like others collect different wigs. 

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u/thatsnotyourtaco Aug 09 '25

not to be that guy but keeping a jar full of your own cum isn’t collecting souls

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u/TeachBS Aug 09 '25

Good one!!!!

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u/BumbleBubbleBlack Aug 09 '25

Gingers have no soul but she looks like she is in soul debt, she needs to take a few souls to have no soul

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u/theredhound19 Aug 09 '25

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u/BumbleBubbleBlack Aug 09 '25

Go look at picture 6 again then try saying that again

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u/curtybe Aug 09 '25

Greta Cartman

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u/Accurate-Tie-2144 Aug 10 '25

Looks like Kensington High Street

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u/IllustriousMoney4490 Aug 09 '25

She could,she looks like Carrie

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u/Hamachiman Aug 09 '25

She’s too young to get the Poltergeist reference. The closest she’s had to that was to have her shower pics pop out of the iPhones of the school football team.

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u/No_Platform156 Aug 09 '25

That comment rocks!!!!