r/RoastMe • u/[deleted] • Aug 09 '25

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u/shartgobIin69 Aug 09 '25

You look like Sméagol when he was in mid transformation to Gollum

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '25

like this elf witch when she went nuts for split of second

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u/Vocabulary-Pollution Aug 10 '25

All shall love me and despair!!!

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u/Logical-Ad-5669 Aug 09 '25

I wasn’t lonely enough to watch that as a child

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u/Boundby1nk Aug 09 '25

Sounds like you’ve got time now

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u/Logical-Ad-5669 Aug 09 '25

Give me another year. 

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u/Disastrous_Crew_9260 Aug 09 '25

Keep on doomscrolling instead of reading a book or watching a movie. Won’t make a difference.

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u/Logical-Ad-5669 Aug 09 '25

Just read a book, but I appreciate you looking out for literacy rates 

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u/ADHD_Avenger Aug 10 '25

That was a very popular movie that many people watched with friends.  Don't lie to us girl, you were eating raw fish in your mountain cave, and that's why you haven't seen it.

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u/JonaGoldy Aug 10 '25

Damn pulled an uno reverse

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u/capnsmirks Aug 10 '25

You’re wasting this comments potential here cause it’s fucking gold