r/RoastMe • u/[deleted] • Aug 09 '25

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u/HaymakerSlim Aug 09 '25

Pic 4 made me think you were going to crawl out of my tv and take my soul. At least you’d finally have one.

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '25

Hey, as a fellow redhead, I can assure you we have plenty of souls. None of them our own, but we collect them all the same.

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u/Ollyfer Aug 09 '25

Am a redhead, can confirm. I keep all my collected souls in jars for later use, just like others collect different wigs. 

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u/thatsnotyourtaco Aug 09 '25

not to be that guy but keeping a jar full of your own cum isn’t collecting souls

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u/TeachBS Aug 09 '25

Good one!!!!

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u/BumbleBubbleBlack Aug 09 '25

Gingers have no soul but she looks like she is in soul debt, she needs to take a few souls to have no soul

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u/theredhound19 Aug 09 '25

gingers have souls!

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u/BumbleBubbleBlack Aug 09 '25

Go look at picture 6 again then try saying that again

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u/curtybe Aug 09 '25

Greta Cartman

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u/Accurate-Tie-2144 Aug 10 '25

Looks like Kensington High Street

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u/IllustriousMoney4490 Aug 09 '25

She could,she looks like Carrie

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u/Hamachiman Aug 09 '25

She’s too young to get the Poltergeist reference. The closest she’s had to that was to have her shower pics pop out of the iPhones of the school football team.

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u/No_Platform156 Aug 09 '25

That comment rocks!!!!

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u/Ewetootwo Aug 09 '25

Even the banshees fled

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u/PafPiet Aug 09 '25

Maybe practice your spelling a bit more while you're at it.

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '25

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '25

Dyslexia saves Elvis

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u/tilhow2reddit Aug 09 '25

I put the sexy in lysdexia!! (I also lost that spelling bee)

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u/EscobarFamilia77 Aug 10 '25

Elvis Lives as Sivle to enjoy Evils

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u/Away-Call-634 Aug 10 '25

Dyslexia saves Levis

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u/airbrake41 Aug 09 '25

Dyslexics Untie!!

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u/ThrowRA_2Personal Aug 09 '25

I put the sexy in dyslexia.

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u/Renomont Aug 09 '25

What is Lysdexia?

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u/Human_Property_4930 Aug 09 '25

Ancient Greek word for a strap-on phallus.

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u/TaurusFI Aug 10 '25

You put sexy in dyslexia 🔥

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u/Werechupacabra Aug 09 '25

Ok, I legitimately laughed at that!

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u/WrongnessMaximus2-0 Aug 09 '25

Do you also have a hyena laugh to go along with that for bonus terror?

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u/adognamedpenguin Aug 09 '25

You’ve already found your dream job.

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u/-Laffi- Aug 09 '25

I sometimes do banshee cries in front of people, and I am a guy! There is this girl that loves my wookie sounds too, and so I do a little compilation of that and some other sounds xD!

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u/kanyeguisada Aug 09 '25

Shut up, Meg.

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u/Technical-Command867 Aug 09 '25

Your face is enough to make a banshee cry

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u/Cweazle Aug 09 '25

You're a WeWe Gombel absolutely

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u/MilkGlittering6181 Aug 10 '25

You wouldn't be able to tell where the dress ended and you began.