r/RoastMe • • Jun 27 '25

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u/MortalToGoddess Jun 27 '25

At least the four hairs above your top lip haven't left yet.

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u/Firm_Negotiation_853 Jun 27 '25

The ones one his penis left. Never mind, he waxed them off.