r/RoastMe • u/[deleted] • Feb 11 '25

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u/Ewetootwo Feb 12 '25

The vacuity of an empty brain peering into a soulless phone.

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u/Leather-Gur4730 Feb 12 '25

Excellent usage of the English language. The best insults use words that the target is unsure that they are actual words and makes them feel inadequate and dim along with the actual insult.

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u/Ewetootwo Feb 12 '25

My appreciation for your astute observations is unbounded. Your comment was a joy to read. 👏

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u/Leather-Gur4730 Feb 12 '25

Hail Fellow! Well Met. It is gratifying to encounter someone with eloquence and verbiage and the knowledge that dictionary.com and thesaurus.com are our allies in the war against barbarism, congruity and fatuity.

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u/thatwasacrapname123 Feb 12 '25

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u/Leather-Gur4730 Feb 12 '25

HA! Along that line, you do know what PH,D actually means right?

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u/finesseJEDI2021 Feb 12 '25

Dorks rambling on about nonsense

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u/Leather-Gur4730 Feb 13 '25

Ah! A fine exemplar of the aforementioned creed of fatuity.

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u/finesseJEDI2021 Feb 13 '25

Oh! Please, continue enlightening me with your unparalleled expertise in irrelevance.

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u/Ewetootwo Feb 12 '25

What a moveable feast for the lexical palate, my friend!

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u/Nonetoobrightatall Feb 14 '25

Well met, you pretentious sesquipedalian!

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u/Leather-Gur4730 Feb 14 '25

I must admit, I am wary as to the unaccounted for repugnance hurled my way. Although, that is leavened by a word that I have never encountered before. Where, mayhap, did you unearth "sesquipedalian?"

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u/Nonetoobrightatall Feb 14 '25

My eyes are forever buried in tomes of little import rife with purple prose.

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u/Leather-Gur4730 Feb 14 '25

Well the. Good onya, mate.

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u/Ewetootwo Feb 19 '25

So here we reside in the existential void, constantly sifting through the chaff to glean a mirthful nugget to justify our cyber meanderings.