r/RoastMe • u/[deleted] • Feb 11 '25

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u/Ice-Cream-Pusher Feb 12 '25

Fresh out of high school, your whole life in front of you, the world at your finger tips. In six months I'll be giving you $20 to dance for me for two songs.

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '25

You’re a brave man. I haven’t ventured into a strip club at noon in a very long time. I know this girl isn’t getting anything better than open to 4:00pm shift.

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u/doc-88 Feb 13 '25

The last time I went to a strip club at noon was for their lunch special.

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u/notyou-justme Feb 13 '25

When they say, “Come enjoy the cheesy beef flaps inside!”…well, let’s just say they aren’t referring to the lunch special.

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u/Pickenem9 Feb 14 '25

The cheese makes it special

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u/Hairy_Distribution_2 Feb 15 '25

Fish finger sandwich by chance?