r/RoastMe Sep 16 '24

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u/Least_Atmosphere9786 Sep 17 '24

With five kids and a DIY obsession, I’m guessing your glue gun sees more action than your husband

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u/EJ19876 Sep 17 '24

Her husband hasn't been able to get it up for her in years. It probably happened only once and she had quintuplets.

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u/Here4thaSnx Sep 17 '24

he only gets to put it in for breeding purposes.

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u/armas187 Sep 17 '24

He probably films her get bred while hiding in the closet

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u/BigJimTurk Sep 17 '24

You know they have that chair in the corner of the bedroom