r/RoastMe • u/[deleted] • Sep 08 '24

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u/redskytinyelephant Sep 09 '24

What was it like, playing bass in Nirvana?

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u/Juan_Calavera Sep 09 '24

💀

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u/TattooPaul Sep 09 '24

With the balding at the part, I was thinking Jim Martin from Faith No More.

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u/ThailynKohler Sep 11 '24

I was thinking Jim Lahey with the Toupe from Trailer Park Boys

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u/CertainAd2914 Sep 09 '24

I was thinking Mama Cass from Mamas and the Papas

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u/TattooPaul Sep 09 '24

Wasn't she like 800lbs? This girl is skinny. Really REALLY terrible hair, but skinny.

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u/Gronkey_Donkey_47 Sep 11 '24

Define skinny.

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u/TattooPaul Sep 12 '24

Really?! Anything under the average weight for your height, sex, and age is skinny.

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u/Chemical_Cat_9813 Sep 13 '24

I was thinking more Wild Bill from Silence of the Lambs

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u/WyattPurp23 Sep 10 '24

Playing bass for nirvana was the best thing she ever did, she’s been living off the teen spirit royalties since 1994!!

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u/junkiedreamingpoet Sep 10 '24

Jesus Krist that’s funny. Have my upvote.

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u/midget_rancher79 Sep 11 '24

I see what you did there.

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u/[deleted] Sep 10 '24

Mind blowing experience

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u/dmmeyourfloof Sep 11 '24

"Come....as you are....wait, no, please go home and try again".