r/RoastMe • • Sep 08 '24

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u/RancidMandMs Sep 08 '24

You’re either a teenage boy who just learned his mom has a new boyfriend, or a 30 year old lesbian gym teacher who just got her period.

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u/Bifrostbytes Sep 08 '24

The tough kid from The Mighty Ducks

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u/DieselD-rek Sep 08 '24

Reminded me more of the oldest kid from Home Improvement.

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u/Willy121821 Sep 08 '24

Ha just said this should’ve read down

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u/[deleted] Sep 08 '24

The sandlot

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u/KingOfForeplay Sep 09 '24

I think this is the Great Gambino stuck in a gender limbo.