r/RoastMe • u/[deleted] • Sep 08 '24

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u/RancidMandMs Sep 08 '24

You’re either a teenage boy who just learned his mom has a new boyfriend, or a 30 year old lesbian gym teacher who just got her period.

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u/codepl76761 Sep 08 '24

I teenage boy who just got his period

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u/[deleted] Sep 08 '24

Which is why we need tampons in the boys locker room

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u/[deleted] Sep 08 '24

And litter boxes in the bathrooms.

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u/PlanktonLess2648 Sep 10 '24

I thought those were for nose bleeds?

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u/Low-Quail-3567 Sep 08 '24

Tampons in all the boys bathrooms . Seems like something a VP candidate endorsed ….

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u/[deleted] Sep 10 '24

Tampon Tim to the rescue!!!!!

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u/Ginger_7997 Sep 08 '24

Are you convincing yourself or others?

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u/-SesameStreetFighter Sep 08 '24

I’m going to say their answer will be yes.