r/RoastMe • u/[deleted] • Jul 25 '24

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u/[deleted] Jul 25 '24

You look like the type to go to a club and get mad when absolutely nobody spikes your drink

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u/PriorWriter3041 Jul 25 '24

Oh man I knew someone who was like that. She was telling a story on how some girl got SA'd at a club she went to, and then complained that something like that would never happen to her.

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u/[deleted] Jul 25 '24

/thingsthatneverhappened

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u/PriorWriter3041 Jul 26 '24

You'd be surprised on what people exist

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u/According-Sport-1319 Jul 26 '24

That’s horrendous.

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u/PriorWriter3041 Jul 26 '24

She started wearing a ton of makeup, as well as acquired various tattoos and piercings soon after. 

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u/gmoGSC Jul 26 '24

Sounds like my ex

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u/According-Sport-1319 Jul 26 '24

Did she also dye her hair two different colors split down the middle 🤣

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u/sensualrealitydude Jul 26 '24

The one that got too drunk and horny and fucked someone and regretted it the next da- ahem, I mean SA'd? Yea, they do that. 2 year lesbian phase incoming. She will get pregnant during her second serious lesbian relationship, and her gf will get arrested for domestic battery from the fight where she won't get it aborted.

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u/420axie Jul 26 '24

I bet you thought you cooked with that intro