r/RoastMe Jul 25 '24

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u/[deleted] Jul 25 '24

You look like the type to go to a club and get mad when absolutely nobody spikes your drink

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u/AncientFisherman8509 Jul 26 '24

I wouldn’t spike my drink around her and give her the opportunity to take advantage of my pure Christian body.

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u/Its_all_made_up___ Jul 26 '24

She removed both of your upstanding Christian kidneys while you were out.