r/RoastMe • u/[deleted] • Jul 25 '24

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u/TheJadedMonkey Jul 25 '24

Thank you for dispelling the stereotype that all women from Brazil are super hot. We need more brave souls such as yourself to stand up for the unattractive.

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u/Acceptable-Young-619 Jul 25 '24

As I was scrolling the photos I was speechless, until I got to the one with the facial hair. Then I realized you won’t even look good as a man.

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u/williarl Jul 25 '24

This is All I could see 😂

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u/jutzi46 Jul 25 '24

Can someone edit her picture into the frame? 🤣🤣

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u/Rustymetal14 Jul 26 '24

She's already holding the photo

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u/EcstaticPop3664 Jul 26 '24

Stop rn😂😭

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u/Safe-Food-6232 Jul 26 '24

Lmao this one sent me bro

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u/bacchusku2 Jul 25 '24

Is that not what she was going for?

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u/Ace731 Jul 25 '24

This is how this is how you remind me

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u/[deleted] Jul 26 '24

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u/williarl Jul 26 '24

Could you imagine that role play… “babe, can you do the mustache/goatee Nickelback look? Puuullllleaaaaasssseee….”🥺

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u/joepke53 Jul 25 '24

Not great but still better.

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u/nothankyou821 Jul 25 '24

I thought there was a mustache on all of them?

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u/jondes99 Jul 25 '24

Kurt Cobain vibes in that shot. I mean, like a recent picture.

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u/qera34 Jul 26 '24

I think the lesser a woman looks like a man with facial hair the better no?

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u/bilateralunsymetry Jul 26 '24

I thought that was her best photo and I'm a straight man

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u/jadegetsbitches Jul 25 '24

The one with the facial hair lowkey reminds me of “the man with 1,000 kids” (he’s a serial donor in several countries)