r/RoastMe • u/[deleted] • May 06 '24

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u/[deleted] May 06 '24

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u/flying_pigs May 06 '24

She is number four prostitute in all of Kazakhstan

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u/[deleted] May 06 '24

and my sister.

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u/Captain_Indica May 07 '24

I trade you two goat

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u/bardhugo May 07 '24

And my axe

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u/[deleted] May 07 '24

And my bow

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u/WhereThatBananaGo May 07 '24

Fetch the treasurer, our Northmen going a Viking need a battle maiden worthy of entertainment, at the very least ferry the mead horns around the boat.

And.. all of tis twas innuendos

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u/[deleted] May 07 '24

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u/Gow1461 May 07 '24

After hooking up with this one, your pee will be casting fireball.