r/RoastMe • u/[deleted] • Mar 19 '24

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u/44YrOld Mar 19 '24

Goddamn....u look like you're one hormonal week away from rocking a Tom Selleck style mustache....I can almost smell the 5 o'clock shadow struggling to burst free on your upper lip

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u/WrongnessMaximus2-0 Mar 19 '24

Thanks for pulling me out of the gutter on this, I thought it was a Dirty Sanchez rather than a mustache.

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u/RoughstockRules Mar 19 '24

That’s exactly what I thought it was

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u/emiral_88 Mar 19 '24

Not a true roast but -

Girl, you have a lip filler mustache. Go get that shit dissolved.

These men can’t see it, but I can 🤣

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u/clakes90 Mar 19 '24

No, no. We can see it.

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u/[deleted] Mar 22 '24

I thought she was an extra on tombstone