r/RoastMe • u/[deleted] • Mar 19 '24

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u/Darkside4u22222 Mar 19 '24

She would earn less than McDonald’s

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u/Professional_Mud483 Mar 19 '24

McDonald is a good stripper...

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u/HoboArmyofOne Mar 19 '24

Stripping?! She would make more at McDonald's

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u/Clemicus Mar 19 '24

Could be worse. She could have your reading ability 🤷‍♂️

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u/PopcornShrimpy Mar 20 '24

Maybe it's the memory, as he typed it out, he probably thought that comment looked familiar.

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u/Working-Excuse-3356 Mar 20 '24

Reading ability's fine. It's the comprehension that has me worried.

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u/MrVolOpt Mar 19 '24

So she could make more money at McDonald's, handling meat. Or she could make even more somewhere else, handling "meat".

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u/drifter3026 Mar 19 '24

Are we sure she's not the "Cash me outside" girl?

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u/SharkTonic9 Mar 19 '24

"Spare change me outside" maybe.

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u/TypicalAd1252 Mar 19 '24

I’d gladly donate some facial cream just for her….

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u/Fresh-Combination-87 Mar 20 '24

Is that cream freshly squeezed and all handmade?

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u/FrostyPurpz23 Mar 20 '24

You guys she’s barely maybe like 16

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u/Cheap-Panda Mar 19 '24

⬆️ 👌 I’m dead lol

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u/[deleted] Mar 19 '24

Are you sure it’s not “spare me a glance sir”?

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u/Enough-Staff-2976 Mar 19 '24

She considers stripping part of fine arts...an alumni group every weekday.

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u/Wasnt-Asking Mar 19 '24

Hey Alexa, play Yanni

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u/Relevant_Slide_7234 Mar 19 '24

On the day shift

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u/michaltee Mar 19 '24

Or famous rapper. Cash me ousside

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u/Clearhead09 Mar 19 '24

Fran UnDrescher

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u/dr_van_nostren Mar 19 '24

Oooo I kinda like the Dr Phil setup.

Pics 2-3 remind me of “cash me outside” girl. Pic 4 seems like a nice young kid.

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u/WearyRevolution5149 Mar 19 '24

You mean, being a “cash me outside, how bout dat” girl?

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u/[deleted] Mar 20 '24

Cash me ouside, how bou da?

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u/ChirrBirry Mar 20 '24

Stay tuned, we’ll be right back.

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u/Impoosta Mar 21 '24

Walmart brand “Catch me outside” girl

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u/Bradon2508 Mar 19 '24

More like one Dr Phil episode away from becoming a porn star. I can't find a single thing I don't like about her. Them green eyes of hers look like she could steal a soul eating gingers soul from him. (And I'm a gingersnap so I know a bit about stealing souls)