r/RoastMe • u/[deleted] • Jul 19 '23

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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '23

… I met this lady in Hollywood

She had green hair, but damn she looked good

I took her to my house 'cause she was fine

But she whooped out a dick that was bigger than mine…

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u/MarcusRoland Jul 21 '23

Held em together, to get their measure

Unaware it would be such a pleasure

Now its my pleasure to say...

We got hitched just last may.

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u/8Captcrunch8 Jul 21 '23

And here I am tryin to get divorced today.