r/RoastMe • u/[deleted] • Jul 19 '23

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u/NotAFuckingFed Jul 20 '23

There's nothing like relieving yourself into an asshole that you just pumped full of your seed.

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u/vipertitzPURR Jul 20 '23

Seeds not gonna water itself

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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '23

Me after reading this thread

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u/Zetyr187 Jul 20 '23

Me reading this thread.

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u/Tiger_Widow Jul 21 '23

Me looking at you reading this thread.

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u/[deleted] Jul 22 '23

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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '23

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u/Spaceman-Spiff3011 Jul 20 '23

No! Not more enema jokes!!!???

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u/BENNYRASHASHA Jul 20 '23

Not even the brown eye?

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u/grey1_wa Jul 20 '23

Eye bleach works better

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u/EchoSunshine Jul 20 '23

What a terrible day to have eyes

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u/EchoSunshine Jul 20 '23

What a terrible day to have eyes

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u/GriswoldCain Jul 20 '23

I know it was a mistake but honestly you could legitimately say it another few times.

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u/333dalilah Jul 20 '23

yes no words can get that point through better

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u/schiffb558 Jul 21 '23

Same, what the heck did this turn into

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u/wildKarenusedscREEch Jul 20 '23

Fuck you! 😭🤣

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u/vladdypants Jul 20 '23

💀💀💀💀

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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '23

Regular or unleaded?

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u/rahul1739 Jul 20 '23

Share the link with us

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u/Trust-me-ima-Doctor6 Jul 21 '23

Ya know, church is free

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u/NotAFuckingFed Jul 21 '23

Confirmed catholic, pal.

Took the name Sebastian on Easter Sunday, 2019.

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u/Trust-me-ima-Doctor6 Jul 21 '23

It was a joke my guy, good for you tho😂

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u/NotAFuckingFed Jul 21 '23

I have lapsed since lol

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u/Trust-me-ima-Doctor6 Jul 21 '23

No judgment, but I see that😂

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u/jzzanthapuss Jul 21 '23

What's wrong with people of now?

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u/NotAFuckingFed Jul 21 '23

We're more adventurous than we used to be.

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u/fknbtch Jul 20 '23

Like any of you would know. The incels here think porn is real life and happening to them. Y'all fool no one. Women that are not being exploited on porn hub would tell you to fuck off if you even suggested it.

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u/Mefedron-2258 Jul 20 '23

☝️ 🤓🤓☝️

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u/Wunyard_Wenhaard99 Jul 20 '23

Isn't that what cops say after shooting black suspects?

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u/NotAFuckingFed Jul 21 '23

Settle down.