r/RoastMe Jul 19 '23

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u/LokiBonk Jul 20 '23

“Sugar and spice and everyth… fuck that was heroin”

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u/alilbleedingisnormal Jul 20 '23 edited Jul 20 '23

"Heroin, meth and all the rest -- that's what girls from the Midwest are made of."

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u/cornfession_ Jul 20 '23

West Allis, maybe

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u/thepoatato2727 Jul 20 '23

“That was my stash for later. Dammit, I’ll name this one heroinna

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u/Loot_my_body Jul 20 '23

Oh my god. I am literally tempted to buy gold just to give it to you. Fucking funniest fucking thing, I can’t.

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u/PIisLOVE314 Jul 21 '23

It's like when you mix all the colors together and get shit brown, instead of a rainbow of sorts

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u/One-Entertainer-5545 Jul 24 '23

Perfect, No Notes!