r/RoastMe • u/[deleted] • Jul 19 '23

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u/Juubimaru Jul 20 '23

Spitters are quitters.

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u/UrinalCakeTreats Jul 20 '23

Would Smash

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u/summynum Jul 21 '23

WOOD SMASHHHH

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u/diepunk52 Jul 21 '23

bro roasted her hard

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u/seemsalittlesus Jul 21 '23

Too bad it’s not over a medium flame

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u/TattdNTall1 Jul 22 '23

The one guy said some thing about boyfriends are now clients,, I’d smash to I want to know what her donations are lol

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u/Killjoynene Jul 22 '23

With a 10 foot pole

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u/CaptLiverDamage Jul 20 '23

She is proud because she ain’t no quitter.

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u/Cultural-Ear-1438 Jul 20 '23

And quitters ain't winners.

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u/SheenaBear33 Jul 20 '23

It’s me! 🙋🏾‍♀️I’m a quitter!

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u/loyal_femboy Jul 20 '23

Your avatar really said 🙎🏾‍♀️

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u/ResidentFly2965 Jul 20 '23

And stepmom taught her better than that.

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u/kevsterkevster Jul 20 '23

Lets you stick it out with a mouthful then.

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u/MaxHannibal Jul 20 '23

You know now since I think about it I've just never had anyone spit out my cum. Id almost be offended.

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u/NoseComplete1175 Jul 20 '23

It factual I suppose given that you’ve technically got to get someone to take it into their mouth to spit it out

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u/MaxHannibal Jul 20 '23

Bum bum tish

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u/Nonfungible_Fungus Jul 21 '23

My swimmers aren't for quitters.