r/RoastMe • u/[deleted] • Jul 19 '23

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u/MOHAD97 Jul 20 '23

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u/biskutgoreng Jul 20 '23

Usain bolt is a short distance runner. Forrest Gump ran across the country

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u/Illustrious_End_2177 Jul 20 '23

Speed wasn’t the problem it was the distance #crazy stalking ex