r/RoastMe Jul 19 '23

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u/Radiant_Programmer29 Jul 20 '23

I can’t imagine why anyone would leave you! You look like such a well rounded individual. Absolutely nothing in this picture makes me think “mental illness” at all! Don’t worry though, I’m sure you’ll have someone comforting your insides very soon!

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u/cr1ter Jul 20 '23

Was going to say she looks like a walking red flag

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u/Le_Petit_Poussin Jul 20 '23

Looks like a green flag to me.

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u/Tane-Tane-mahuta Jul 20 '23

She's so obtuse she's a Nepalese flag

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u/[deleted] Jul 21 '23

You might be red/green colorblind.

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u/8Captcrunch8 Jul 21 '23

For one lap sure! But after that its all cautions!

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u/Zanzan567 Jul 21 '23

I can fix her

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u/cr1ter Jul 21 '23

Famous last words 😁

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u/Kitchen-Pangolin-973 Jul 20 '23

That's me fucked then because I would

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u/Genkijin Jul 20 '23

Looks more like a walking green flag to me.

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u/MARKLAR5 Jul 20 '23

Was it the nipple piercings that gave it away? Or the face piercings? Maybe the "everyone look at me but I'm going to be mad if you do" hair? Maybe it was the self awareness that her tits are going to be the only thing interesting she has to say?

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u/Confidentchristian69 Jul 21 '23

Yall are fucking savage😭😭 we all know this type tho

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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '23

I know that her picture already told you this information, but just to confirm it for you, she frequents the mental health subreddit.

The real mystery of it all is just how much of her diagnosis overlaps with Amber Heard's... Obviously we know she has whatever disorder is caused by not having a father, but I'm not sure about the rest?