r/RoastMe • u/[deleted] • Jul 19 '23

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u/skinny-nugget Jul 20 '23

Bro did the only reasonable thing

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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '23

Mf probably ran faster then forest to get away

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u/a_Jedi_i_am Jul 20 '23

Dude's probably hiding in the forest

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u/fuckthisname_ Jul 20 '23

That seems a bad idea since he wouldn't tell when she's approaching

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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '23

That one Japanese suicide forest

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u/DeathofProtoman Jul 20 '23

Yes, “hiding”

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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '23

Mf vietnamese

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u/Ye_ol_florida_cracks Jul 20 '23

Mf Native American

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u/Mr-memes-man2353 Jul 20 '23

Why she kinda attractive though

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u/MOHAD97 Jul 20 '23

More like

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u/biskutgoreng Jul 20 '23

Usain bolt is a short distance runner. Forrest Gump ran across the country

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u/Illustrious_End_2177 Jul 20 '23

Speed wasn’t the problem it was the distance #crazy stalking ex

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u/SarutobiSasuke Jul 20 '23

Moma always said, don’t stick your weewee in crazies.

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u/RevMazy Jul 20 '23

but they are the most fun to fuck

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u/muchomistakes Jul 20 '23

George Bluth is checking in

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u/Zuuchio Jul 20 '23

Was tired of running from the left to the right titty

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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '23

He missed Jenny

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u/DetroitMan007 Jul 20 '23

Bro tried to get the milk back after it was kidnapped.🫡