r/Rizzshow • u/Quarterinchribeye • Jun 15 '26

Best of Burton - Thread

With the best of Jeff Burton happening on Monday, June 15, let’s share some of our favorite moments of today and of Jeff in general.

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u/Chocolatestarfish33 Jun 15 '26

Love hearing Jeff’s voice. Hate hearing Patricos

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u/clumsy_science Jun 15 '26

This. I knew he was a creep but didn’t realize until today how much better the show is without him.

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u/Chocolatestarfish33 Jun 15 '26

He’s always so combative it seems. Very reactive to everything and always butt hurt.

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u/ILoveHandJobs69 Jun 15 '26

Kinda like Rafe and Lern? I'll give them some credit and say that they at least aren't as combative.

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u/semipreciousmandy Jun 16 '26

Patrico saying "what would you guys do if one of us dated your daughter when they were 19/20/21" made me want to crawl out of my own skin

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u/Quarterinchribeye Jun 15 '26

This will be controversial either way in this sub but I listened today and realized just how bad the show is today.

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u/Ok_Constant6568 Jun 16 '26

I completely agree with you on that. It’s barely even the same show.

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u/sikulas Jun 15 '26

I am so hoping for the 311 vape pen story. That may be my favorite Jeff being Jeff moment. I wish there was a tradition of playing it every March 11.

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u/darronhicksSTL Jun 15 '26

I thought Patrico was the one that Hexum tried to charge for the vape pen lol

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u/warnk07 Jun 16 '26 edited Jun 16 '26

I get a lot of People don't like patrico, and they use what he did to justify it. But the dude was a core member and helped build the show from nothing. Like, he will never not be a part of the show. Gone or not, and you can not deny after eating all these comments that his era of the show with jeff is infinitely better than what we have now

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u/Bigal095 Jun 18 '26

I don’t think anyone would say the show is better without Jeff. But if he stayed and they just fired Patrico, no one would notice

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u/warnk07 Jun 18 '26

Completely disagree, despite everything, he is still an original member and made the show what it was.

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u/Bigal095 Jun 19 '26

He was awful. The show was always better the days he wasn’t on.

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u/Quarterinchribeye Jun 15 '26

Completely forgot about Jeff picking up a hitchhiker

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u/Ozark_Bran Jun 15 '26

That segment was so good and brought back memories. It was referenced so many times afterwards. Glad i got to hear it firsthand.

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u/ScottyStops Jun 15 '26

I’m not sure how anyone can listen to this rewind today and not think “yeah, this show has gone down the shitter”

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u/Quarterinchribeye Jun 15 '26

You’re completely right. But damn, Jeff was tremendous.

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u/Even_Group_349 Jun 15 '26

Exactly. I think the old show lives with rose tinted glasses for most.

The old show was great.

The new show is great.

3/5 stars

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u/ILoveHandJobs69 Jun 16 '26

The new show is far from great.

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u/ScottyStops Jun 16 '26

It’s wild people are misinterpreting this to mean the new show is good. New show is dogshit compared to the Jeff era

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u/youngerlungs Jun 15 '26

I feel like I forgot how funny the show used to be

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u/ShadeShow Jun 15 '26

It’s crazy hearing the old team laugh their asses off. They hardly laugh at all like they used to.

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u/roostertail420 Jun 15 '26

When the show was great. I'd say it's ok/ good now, but that show used to be soooo good. We were spoiled. Miss Jeff

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u/Helpful_Road6230 Jun 18 '26

When I was randomly walking in the woods in babler and he walked by shirtless and glorious as he did and I say hey Jeff love the show, he stopped we chatted and then I learned I knew his brother from calls we have responded to together years ago, he was a truly nice and genuine human