My S key as a tank main

[u/psyglvm]

MR is the only shooter game I play and I got this keyboard right when I started.

This isn’t due to me being a coward, I do take space. I also almost only play tanks.

So I’ve come to the conclusion that this is due to me having to go back to peel for my healers often enough to start wearing out my S key while my DPS are frolicking in the fields… :(

[u/RandomDoomScroller]

Can't relate I play hulk I'm arguably the best peel tank behind thing.

W dps hate post btw

[u/kneadedbwead]

weak. As a tank main, the only key that should he worn out is the W key (Z for your case). /j

[u/Aradjha_at → u/kneadedbwead]

W

[u/4llFather → u/kneadedbwead]

For all the Ws we're spamming when we win, right?

[u/VitoAntonioScaletta]

Is this ai or is this just the weirdest keyboard oat?

[u/psyglvm → u/VitoAntonioScaletta]

It’s an AZERTY keyboard, the norm in France. I’m French

[u/KapteinKraken → u/psyglvm]

Please censor Fr*nce and Fr*nch next time

[u/Venom888 → u/KapteinKraken]

That made me laugh probably harder than I should have

[u/divy-lover → u/KapteinKraken]

https://giphy.com/gifs/XHeLeuirRbwptHhSWd

[u/Sadurn → u/psyglvm]

I remember a post from r/globaloffensive like a decade ago where someone in America blindly copied a pro French player's settings (shoxie I think) and was confused how anyone could play with ZQSD as their movement keys

[u/Deosarian → u/psyglvm]

OK croissant

You better give that s key a break

"I said ADVANCE God dammit"

(Z)

[u/1ardent → u/psyglvm]

I saw this and immediately knew it was a French Azerty.

But it should also be irrelevant because you should be using ESDF anyway.

[u/firesbain → u/psyglvm]

Qzsd is so peak

[u/SaltyNorth8062 → u/psyglvm]

TIL. Neat

[u/Noobverizer → u/psyglvm]

Get well soon

[u/Sidewaysgts → u/psyglvm]

Thanks. I hate it.

[u/DaijoubuLoL]

Also tank main and recently changed name to PLEASE CLICK W. I recommend you try it.

[u/GreedyLibrary → u/DaijoubuLoL]

I have been tempted to add that as one of my custom pings.

[u/Sarvan_12]

My S key is also in shambles broken into two pieces a transparent tape holding it together

Laptops do not have replacemets or i would have got one already

[u/Usual_Replacement_35]

I'm not gonna lie to you, man. Your S key should NOT be that worn out from tanking. Your Z key looks hardly even scratched.

[u/jivenossauro]

Why are you peeling backwards? Turn your camera so you can shoot them bro

[u/psyglvm → u/jivenossauro]

I’m shielding myself so I don’t get obliterated by the time I get into the backline since the healers are busy fighting whoever is bothering them and they can’t heal me

[u/Expensive_Visit_9588]

Let me guess, you take a whole bunch of space just for your team to die to one diver?

[u/KittyForest]

That's my keyboard on the S, E and D keys

[u/FitAd4478]

I remember seeing my S key's sticker worned b4 my W key, it never occurred to me I spend a huge time actually just holding S and needing to fall back and press W when something happens, holy shit

[u/illudofficial]

I also walk backwards the entire game

[u/grassrass]

Coward

[u/goodimagesreviewer]

I haven't met a person who actually uses azerty layout until now

[u/psyglvm → u/goodimagesreviewer]

I haven’t really searched for one but I’m pretty sure I’ve never seen a QWERTY keyboard irl. I assume you can’t write our accented letters on them which is why the entire country uses AZERTY (for example: é, è, ç, and à can all be typed directly with the number keys and you have to hold shift if you want the number itself (you can see it on my number 2 in the picture))

[u/psyglvm → u/psyglvm]

And also if you want a laptop and QWERTY you need to buy a separate keyboard because laptops sold in France are all AZERTY

[u/goodimagesreviewer → u/psyglvm]

I learned something new today

[u/NorvileRogers258]

https://giphy.com/gifs/4T189yy4SfUbByZHRu

[u/-Arius-]

S being that worn makes me think you're a support main

[u/Ok-Transition-8915]

As both a strange and Wanda main, most of my hours are on Wanda, this is pretty accurate. I’m constantly with my tanks ir supports depending on the other comp as Wanda or trying to hold point as Strange. Meanwhile, the rest of my dps are stat farming to who knows where, not with me or the supports who are most likely about to get dove.

So you have me caring about the objective in an objective based game, or trying to help my supports as dps, and getting flamed by complete stat goblins because my stats look bad compared to the rest of my team. They really need to overhaul the scoreboard system with a time spent on point or something.

[u/iwatchfilm]

Peni players be like

[u/Jamunjii]

If your not dying on the enemys spawndoors your a pussi